Job interview

  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch

"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."

"I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made."

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(Source: peaceshaker, via the-way-that-you-tease-me)